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	<description>The many offensive opinions of an agnostic American teenager who hates ignorance and stupidity.</description>
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	<title>Fed Up, Tired, and Pissed Off </title>
	<link>http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/pissed-off.php</link>
	<description>A lot of aspects of society-- and especially American culture-- have me fed up, tired, and pissed off.</description>
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	<title>Fuck the Olympics!</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/fuck-the-olympics.php</link>
	<description>The Olympic Games are a bunch of trivial activities in which nationalist bastards from every country on the globe tries to demonstrate that their country has a larger penis than the other countries. Yawn.</description>
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	<title>People the World Could Do Without </title>
	<link>http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/annoying-bastards.php</link>
	<description>Stupid people: Who would miss 'em? (Anyone who says, "Your mom," is getting hit.)</description>
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	<title>Special Treatment Undermines Equality</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/equality.php</link>
	<description>There is no place for special treatment in a truly equal society.</description>
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	<title>Mindfucks and Assholery - Episode 2</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/assholery/comic-02.php</link>
	<description>Episode 2 of my latest project: Mindfucks and Assholery</description>
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	<title>Mindfucks and Assholery - Episode 1</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/assholery/comic-01.php</link>
	<description>I should never marry a Christian, because I would be too tempted to do stuff like this. </description>
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	<title>Inconsistency: The Father of Bullshit</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/inconsistency.php</link>
	<description>If you're as sick of the bullshit as I am, be honest with yourselves and consistent with your arguments. That means no white-lying to make a person feel better. Honesty or bust!</description>
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	<title>Words, Phrases, and Fallacies that Give Me Ulcers</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/words-phrases-fallacies.php</link>
	<description>An incomplete list of words, phrases, and logical errors that people spout left and right that piss me off.</description>
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	<title>Pastafarianism Blows!</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/no-spaghedeity.php</link>
	<description>I spend a lot of time writing about the mountain of bullshit that is Christianity. I think it's time I attacked a religion that is not only more inane than Christianity, but less fallacious: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. </description>
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	<title>Critical Exemption is Bullshit </title>
	<link>http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/nothing-is-sacred.php</link>
	<description>Nothing indicates the eventual downfall of our species stronger than the, "You can't make fun of that!" sentiment. What kind of bullshit is that? As if there's a law somewhere that says you can't joke about death, rape, murder, kidnapping, natural disasters, or necrophilia. What happened to free speech? And the biggest censorship of them all is religion.</description>
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	<title> A Guide to Pattern Recognition for Politicians</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/pattern-recognition.php</link>
	<description>Everyone who has ever watched the news has heard this story before: Some anti-gay Conservative politician was caught having sex with another man. He passionately denies these "allegations," claims that he is not gay, and ends his political career. Larry Craig, Mark Foley, and so on.</description>
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	<title>Bill Donohue: Pull the Eucharist out of your ass!</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/wafers-donohue-catholic-league.php</link>
	<description>Stupid, crazy religious people are at it AGAIN!</description>
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	<title>Bullshit: Desensitizing Americans to Political Lies Since 1776</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/desensitized-to-bullshit.php</link>
	<description>Americans don't know how to react to honesty. (The amount of hate mail I've received is an indication of this fact.) We've been bullshitted by the system for too long, and now everyone expects bullshit. I won't even try to think of a way to fix this situation; the damage is so out of my league it isn't even funny. </description>
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	<title>Throw These Assholes to the Lions! </title>
	<link>http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/list-people-who-need-to-die.php</link>
	<description>Some people are beyond hope; let's just kill them!</description>
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	<title>2012 Doomsday Might Be the Worst Movie Ever Created</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/2012-doomsday-shitty-movie.php</link>
	<description>Do yourself a favor and DON'T WATCH THIS SHITTY MOVIE!</description>
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	<title>Crying Over the Death of a Fictional Character Devalues Your Life</title>
	<link>http://www.kobrasrealm.net/kobra/opine/cry-fictional-death.php</link>
	<description>If you're the kind of idiot who cries over the death of someone who doesn't exist, you should think about calling Dr. Kevorkian. I'm serious.</description>
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