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You're Not a H4x0r. Shut Up. | Self-proclaimed hackers are the bane of all existance. I'd go as far as to say they're worse than hippies, but they're not quite as bad as emos. Don't get me wrong, they annoy the hell out of me. But to be emo requires a unique brand of stupid. Posers (as I call fake hackers) consist of a general type of stupid: the need to "fit in" with an imaginary crowd on the internet. Let me clarify that: anyone who doesn't know shit about computers thinks that hackers are cool. Or pathetic... I can't remember which is which since I looked at my friend's copy of the Dungeons and Dragons Book of Erotic Fantasy.
Now, while I don't claim to know my server, my computer, and several dead operating systems in and out, I have enough common sense and computer knowledge to make my website not seem like it has a big sign that says "Hack me please!" So you're almost insulting my intelligence when you try to access this directory and use primitive SQL injection methods. For one, you dumbass, that folder is what we call a decoy. Since the most obvious name for an administrative folder is /admin, I set up a script that emails me your IP address, and all kinds of information about me. Even if you "get in", there's nothing for you to "get into."
I also have several other security systems in place, but I'm not going to post my entire security plan out in public domain. But let me tell you one thing: I can watch your entire browsing history from the control panel I programmed from scratch, organized session by session. You don't know what's in there, and only someone well versed in web security will ever find out.
Keep that in mind next time you get offended about one of my rants and decide to go sniffing around for security holes on my website. I know there's bound to be at least one there, but most people dumb enough to care about what I write aren't going to figure it out.
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voodooKobra
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Note: That isn't a challenge to any real hackers out there. If you're a hacker and a PHP programmer, don't waste your time. It's nothing too special (unless you consider SHA256 special) |
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| Gogogodzilla |
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Why do you IM me about stuff like this when it's two in the morning? |
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voodooKobra
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Because that's the only time I'm ever awake. Duh. |
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