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The Truth Behind Scientology | Scientology is a joke. My theory is that the guy who created the "Church of Scientology" made a bet with a millionaire. If he could convince thousands of people to follow a cult he came up with off the top of his head, then he gets a million dollars. That has to be the truth behind it, because all other options will conclude with me beating him upside the head for being so goddamned stupid!
According to Wikipedia, "Scientology is a system of beliefs and practices created by American pulp fiction and science fiction author L. Ron Hubbard in 1952 as a self-help philosophy."
Let me get this stright. Thousands of people are following a cult organized by a SCIENCE FICTION writer?! Is it not obvious enough that you're in a cult? No. It's TOO obvious for people not to figure it out.
On another note, what kind of name is "Scientology?" Literally, it means "study of science" which is stupid for two reasons. One of them is that science is the study of everything, so it's the "study of the study of everything." And, to top it off, Scientologists don't follow the Scientific Method.
To make matters worse, we get a dumbass like Tom Cruise jumping around like an idiot, yelling unintelligible and random words as his contribution to interviews.
I must conclude that Scientologists (their word, not mine) don't deserve to live. I'll just add them to ye grande olde list:
1. Emo kids
2. Old people
3. Illegal Immigrants
4. Wiggers
5. Christian Fanatics
6. Radical Muslims - The Root of all Evil (Hee hee. Math joke. I'm so witty.)
7. Jocks
8. Preps
9. Scientologists
10. People who make Math Jokes
11. Businessmen
12. People who commit Plagiarism
Soon I'll have a Top 50 list. Hooray!
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Jwguy
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Lol, Where is the "Frat boy from the 4th dimension" lol?
I really look forward to seeing your Top 50 list lol |
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| RockmanNeo |
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Maybe "people who make maths jokes" should be on that list. XD |
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| Lemur |
hey, i have a couple
eNom(site stealers)
EBaum(plagerists)
Jehovas witnesses(jeez, i ask what a JW is, and the guy tries to kill me!)[not meaning jwguy] |
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voodooKobra
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Jwguy
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We just had a JW incident on KR lol, Although Omen did clarify he wasnt lol
oh and I can't believe you forgot one lol:
"The French" lol |
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voodooKobra
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Hahaha! Your name is religion manifest!
JWguy... JEWguy, or Jehovah's Witness guy! |
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| Izar |
I do not find Christian Fanatics to be annoying. It just depends on the denomination of that fanatic. For instance: I am a Christian... however, I'm not like a priest or the Pope. I'm not even Catholic, heheh.
My list of 5:
1. Anti-Religous people (Example: Dan Barker)
2. Scientology (Give me a break)
3. The French (They don't believe Israel has the right to self-defense)
4. Islamic Fanatics (I don't hate the Islamic religion or muslims, just the Ji'Had! Ji'Had! Kill America! -type guys.
I'd rather use the word dislike... but ey, I'm among civilized individuals, huh?
That's my comment on your comment. |
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voodooKobra
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Uh... I'm anti-religious. |
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voodooKobra
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Sorry, but that last comment just doesn't do it justice. First off, I'd like to say that I suspect your arithmetic skills aren't up to snuff. Out of your list of 5, you listed 4 items.
The reason you probably don't find Christian fanatics annoying is the fact that you agree with what they say, whereas I'm indifferent. If you want to see what I mean by Christian fanatics, click here.
You really can't dislike anti-religious people as a whole. Some of them (see: Evil Bible.com) will bitch and moan about your religion, but others (such as myself) will reserve criticism for satire. I really don't care what religion you follow as long as you're willing to accept me making jokes at the expense of your religion or its followers. If this isn't the case, feel free to file a complaint.
I understand your dislike of scientologists. I never hate someone for who they are, I hate them for the choices they make.
Okay, it's fine to joke around about the French. It's fine to make fun of them, but they really aren't worth arguing with. The UN knows that France will bitch about everything, and they ignore everything that France says. Wise policy, if you ask me.
You hate Radical Muslims (Islam Fanatics), yet you think nothing of when Christians do the same thing? Granted, Chrsitians have yet to strap a bomb to their chests and blow up a schoolbus. But both sides try to convert everyone to their religion. People such as me don't appreciate this at all.
And if you'd rather use the word "dislike", by all means do so. You're not setting an example, and I won't refrain from using the word "hate." So, if you had a point in saying that, or you were trying to set an example, you're wasting your time. |
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Jwguy
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Yes, JW guy was a plot from the start to get more web searches for JWism lol...
lol dude, so what, everyone hates catholics, and everyone with half a brain knows they aren't Christian, They are an Afterlife-Insurance company lol |
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Jwguy
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Seriously, All those tithes and Indulgence fees you pay should AT LEAST cover you for eternity lol |
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| Izar |
Uh, Catholics are a Christian denomination. Fees... ah, I think taht eneded in the... hmmm, middle ages. :p Or so they say...
But my ex is Catholic. 
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By Anti-Religious, I mean people who hate, despise, and are sorta like "racist" to people of religion and such. Dan Baker is my example. I use the term Nazi, just as a joke. But what I mean is, to point it out clearer, making fun of religion is the same to me as making fun of a race. For instance, using the term "nigger" as a digraceful word towards a person who has dark skin, has the same effect as a person using the term "fanatic" or "closed-minded" to demeen, or poke fun at a religious person's expence.
And I forgot to list the 5th, I think that was a given. And I do NOT agree with what Christian Fanatics say. Why? Because I am just a Christian, I am not a Literal Christian either, as Fudamentalists are.
There is a very large difference between a radical muslim. First, the term "radical" means someone who is devouted to a zzealous, almost racist cause. Christian Fanatics are different. They don't go around trying to kill and murder innocent people, as the Radical Muslim population. Christian Fanatics, as you like to call them, do not always try to convert, believe it or not. A large population of southern Christian Fanatics just stay away from everyone, such as my mother's side of the family.
And I am not trying to set an example, I just didnt know if anyone going around saying "don't use hate!" or something. |
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voodooKobra
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Look at the contents of this website and explain how anyone could complain about the use of "hate"? It's in the top ten list of my overused vocaubulary words! |
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Omen
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Are you fucking kidding me!? You dumb bastard, how the hell is making fun of someones religion anywhere close to persecuting someone for their race. you are born a certain race, religion is very different. Also I think the word hate is a great word to use in any case, for example I hate Izar, I hate the fact his mother didn't get an abortion, I hate any person who comes on to this site and makes me have to listen to their constant stupid bullshit about how what they think they said here is wrong, its not your site get over it then kill yourself. |
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Jwguy
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yeah I know I'm pretty much screwing christianity over.... But I feel I need to educate... Plus Kobra ain't gonna do it, I told him this, what? a week ago?
Izar, Christian Fanatics have done more than just kill and murder innocent people; they have attempted genocide of spanish muslims, they have attacked and persecuted Jews for supposively killing jesus in his own "Master plan." Speaking of which, they probably supported hitler until he started killing indiscriminately. They have killed huge numbers of people just for accusing them of being witches, usually with baseless evidence.
Also, A Fanatic is nowhere close to being a horrid slur, and you won't be called a fanatic unless your a dumbass |
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voodooKobra
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It's kinda hard to make us believe you're not a fanatic when you pull that kinda bullshit. Also:
| QUOTE | | Christian Fanatics are different. They don't go around trying to kill and murder innocent people, as the Radical Muslim population. |
Hey jackass? Ever heard of the Spanish Inquisition?! |
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